ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL MALAYSIANS TOMORROW THE PRICE OF ALL OUR SOTONG KERING TAK KISAH LA SPENDER KE, COLI KE, G-STRING JARANG KE BERBULU KE, WILL GO UP BY 45%. BY NEXT WEEK EVERY HOUSE MUST HAVE TOLL DO NOT WORRY TOUCH N GO WILL BE PROVIDED AND SMART TAGS TOO. BY NEXT 2 WEEKS ALL HOME TOILETS WILL ALSO HAVE TOLL AND DO NOT FEAR TOUCH N GO AND SMART TAGS WILL BE PROVIDED TOO. IN A FEW YEARS TIME THE PRICE OF PETROL WILL INCREASE AND WHOEVER CANNOT AFFORD MUST SELL OFF YOUR CARS AND DRIVE KERETA LEMBU AND PASANG PELITA KAT RUMAH BECAUSE ELECTRICITY WILL ALSO GO UP BY 70%. PLEASE LEARN TO BE MORE CAREFUL WITH YOUR EXISTING UNDERGARMENTS AT HOME. THE GOVERNMENT ENCOURAGES THE NATION TO SAVE AND APPRECIATE THINGS BETTER. SEKIAN TERIMA KASIH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay I'm done whining.
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